Memorable Quotes From Transformers

4 Agustus, 2007
Banjarbaru, 4 Agustus 2007

Film Transformers ternyata tidak hanya menyuguhkan tayangan full action yang seru dan special effects gila-gilaan yang membawa kembali kenangan ke masa kanak-kanak saya yang begitu terobsesi pada mobil yang bisa berubah jadi robot. Lebih dari itu, saya tak dinyana justru ngakak sepanjang film, melihat sederetan joke-joke sarkas kesukaan saya tersebar di mana-mana.

Posting kali ini saya dedikasikan untuk memuat sebagian joke tersebut untuk dibagikan kepada kalian, baik yang telah menonton, belum menonton, lebih memilih nonton HP5 (dan menyesal :P ) maupun yang tidak niat nonton sama sekali, hwehehe…

*Kutipan diambil dari sini.*


Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: …and the compass makes uh… a great gift for Columbus Day…

Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: [drives past a Porsche dealer] I’ve got a little surprise for you, son.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me!
Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You’re not getting a Porsche!
[laughs]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [repeated] No, no, no, no, no, no.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [in a used car showroom] You ever seen “The 40 Year Old Virgin”?
Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: Yeah…
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Well, you see this?
[points to a car]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: This is the 40-year-old virgin, and this
[points to another car]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: is the 50-year-old virgin.

Bobby Bolivia: A driver don’t pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver.

Bobby Bolivia: Son, I’m a lot of things. A liar’s not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[Mammy gives him the middle finger]
Bobby Bolivia: Oh don’t be like that! If I had a rock I’d bust your head bitch. She’s deaf you know.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I thought you said that the car picks the driver?
Bobby Bolivia: Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father. Now get out the car!

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [to Mikaela] So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I mean!… ummm!
[hits console in car]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: give you a ride home. In my car, to your house.

George W. Bush: [to Air Force One flight attendent] Can you wrangle me up some Ding-Dongs, darlin’?

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [talking into phone] If anyone finds this, my name is Sam Witwicky, and my car is alive…

[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where’s your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

[Captain Lennox is using Epps’ credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: Okay, it’s a Visa…
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Captain Lennox: NO I DON’T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

Glen’s Cousin: [being chased by police] I’m just the cousin. I’M JUST THE COUSIN!

Glen Whitmann: My grandma don’t like nobody on her carpet, especially police!

Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I don’t know what you’re talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Yeah…
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [to Frenzy] Not so tough without your head, are ya?
[kicks Frenzy’s head]

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: It’s a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It’s probably Japanese.

[Mikaela is sitting in the middle front seat of the Camero with Sam in the passenger seat]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Why don’t you go sit sit in that seat there?
[nodding towards the driver’s seat]
Mikaela: I’m not going to sit in the seat he’s driving.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Yah… You’re right. Well maybe you should sit in my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
[rolls eyes]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I have the only seat-belt here… Safety first.

Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Thank you.
Mikaela: You know what I don’t understand?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Hmm?
Mikaela: Why, if he’s supposed to be like this super-advanced robot, does he transform back into this piece of crap Camaro?
[Bumblebee hits the brakes and stops in the middle of the tunnel. Sam and Mikaela step out]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Oh, see, no. That doesn’t work.
[Bumblebee turns around and speeds away]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Great. Now… see? Fantastic. Now you pissed him off! That car is sensitive. I mean, $4,000 just drove off!
[Bumblebee balances on his right wheels as he passes by other cars. He passes by a 2008 Camaro and reformats himself to that form before returning to Sam and Mikaela to the tune of ‘Battle Without Honor or Humanity’ by Tomoyasu Hotei]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: What?
[Sam and Mikaela step inside, and Bumblebee rolls out]

Cafe’ kid 1: [running through the chaos caused by the falling protoforms] Wow… this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon… I swear to god!

Cafe’ kid 1: [after an Autobot has crushed a store] I sure hope they have astro-insurance or they are so boned.

Tooth Fairy Girl: [to Ironhide] Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?

Autobot Jazz: What’s crackin’ little bitches? This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Where’d he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We’ve learned Earth’s language through the World Wide Web.

Ratchett: [scanning Sam’s body] The boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Wait, how do you know about the glasses?
Optimus Prime: eBay.

Glen Whitmann: Ok, Maggie, look. Lemme break it down to you, how it’s gonna happen. They gunna come thru that door, they’re gunna play good cop, bad cop. Don’t fall for that, alright?
Maggie Madsen: [rubs forehead]
Glen Whitmann: That’s why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If ya don’t touch it, you’re guilty!
[picks up empty plate and drops it slightly]
Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. Huh? So me and you. They walk thru that door, you don’t say nothin’.
[door opens and agents come in. Glen is calm at first. the agent places his briefcase on the table with a loud noise. Glen jumps up and points to Maggie]
Glen Whitmann: She did it! She did it! She’s the one you want!

Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? who hasn’t?

Optimus Prime: [after stepping on a large plant in a pot] Oops, Sorry, my bad.

Ironhide: It seems you have a rodent infestation.
[aiming cannons at Mojo]
Ironhide: Shall I terminate?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He’s leaked lubricants all over my foot!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: He did? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, this is gonna rust…

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [speaking to Optimus Prime through his window] Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they’re going to freak. My mother’s got a temper.

Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: 5… 4… It’s comin’ off the hinges, pal. 3… 2… stand back!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: What’s up?… What’s with the bat?
Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: Who were you talking to?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Talkin’ to you.
Judy Witwicky: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I’m a child. Ya know, I’m a teenager.

Judy Witwicky: We don’t have to call it that if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it Sam’s Happy Time!

Ironhide: [brandishing large cannons] Parents are irritating… Can I take ‘em out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don’t harm humans! What’s with you?
Ironhide: I know, I’m just saying we could… it’s an option…

Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I’ll kick your ass!

Agent Simmons: You see this? This is a “do whatever I want and get away with it” badge.

Agent Simmons: She’s a criminal. And criminals are HOT!

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I want my car, my parents. Maybe you should write that down. Oh and her juvie record. That’s gotta be gone. Like: Forever.
Mikaela: Thank you.
Agent Simmons: [deep sigh] The man’s an extortionist.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: So…
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow…!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Who knew?

Frenzy: Allspark located.
Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route…
Devastator: Devastator reporting…
Bonecrusher: Bonescrusher rolling…
Blackout: Blackout incoming… All hail Megatron!

Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five…
Captain Lennox: I’m gonna count to three.

[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the Allspark chamber]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Whoa… Freddy Krueger was here!
Glen Whitmann: Naw, man! Freddy’s got four claws, that’s only three of ‘em! That’s WOLVERINE, man! Wolverine’s my dog!

Autobot Jazz: [before attacking Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!

*Update 6 Aug: Susunan quotesnya disesuaikan dengan kronologis filmnya*

[Credits] Yang juga nonton:
Calupict: Viva Optimus!
Annmolly: I Am Transformed!
Ekowanz: Cukup Duduk Dan Nikmati Saja

21 Tanggapan to “Memorable Quotes From Transformers”

  1. Amd Says:

    ALL HAIL MEGATRON!

  2. ekowanz Says:

    punya komiknya kah?
    sekarang aq lg nunggu the simpsons…kayanya bagus :D

    *coba aj ada unyil the muvie*

  3. cK Says:

    rajin amat bikin beginian :-?

  4. safitri Says:

    Hiks.. Saya belum liat.. *nongkrong di depan rental, nunggu vcd*

  5. calupict Says:

    My fave:

    Jazz: “You want a piece of me?!”
    Megatron: “No, I want TWO!”

  6. Amd Says:

    @ ekowanz
    Iya nih, jadi pengen hunting film kartunnya dulu… Tau tempatnya Ko?

    Unyil? Wakakak!
    *Unyil: The Return of The Laptop…*

    @ cK
    Loh, blog kan bukan sekadar sarana nyampah? :mrgreen:

    @ safitri
    Kayaknya masih lama, Neng…

    @ calupict
    Wuih, sadis…
    Kalo favorit saya mah:

    Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? who hasn’t?

  7. itikkecil Says:

    gak suka transformer :D


  8. *sedang menikmati indahnya fx transformer … lagi … * :lol:

  9. manusiasuper Says:

    Copy Paste Lagi, payah….

    All Hail Megatron!!!


  10. Kada ngerti, bahasa inggris pang. olah pakai bahasa banjar ja pang…….

  11. almascatie Says:

    belom nonton…. :( pengen ngakak kaya bang amed :(
    *melas on*

  12. fertobhades Says:

    Transformer : Awal yang indah, di pertengahan serasa kembali ke masa kanak-kanak, di akhir garuk-garuk kepala :)

  13. Amd Says:

    @ itikkecil
    Hohoho, pasti dah terlanjur nonton HP5 nih…
    Ya sudah :D

    @ Luna Moonfang
    Efeknya emang gila-gilaan, layak dapat Oscar nih!

    @ manusiasuper
    Ah, blog kan bukan cuma sekadar sarana narsis? :mrgreen:

    @ Neo Forty-Nine
    Jangan berdusta yaa akhi!

    @ almascatie
    Nontonlah, dan rasakan sensasinya…
    *Apaan sih?*

    @ fertobhades
    Kok garuk-garuk??


  14. Gw mampir. Blognya asyik, deh. Lam kenal.

  15. itikkecil Says:

    @amd
    tidak suka juga HP5…. :mrgreen:
    lagi tunggu the simpsons :D


  16. bagusan Die Hard ah…
    Transpormer kan buat anyak anyak…
    :mrgreen:

    betewe, yang nonton Nadira apa Bapaknya sih?

  17. Amd Says:

    @ Majalah ” Dewa Dewi ”
    Salam kenal juga :)

    @ itikkecil
    Wah, The Simpsons saya juga nunggu…
    *Masih berharap film-film Indonesia murahan itu segera berakhir penayangannya…*

    @ Mrs. Neo Forty-Nine
    Bapaknya dong, Nadira kan sukanya baru nonton Spartacus…


  18. cooolllllllllllll…

  19. Amd Says:

    @ Zulfanahrielly

    Yupz… keren-keren… Dan super duper sarkastis!

  20. alex Says:

    Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? who hasn’t?

    Ho? Ngedonlod sampe ratusan? Itu pake torrent kah?

    *OOT*

  21. Amed Says:

    @ Alex
    Yo mBuh… Yang pasti, “who hasn’t? who hasn’t?”-nya itu menohok bang-get loh…


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