Memorable Quotes From Transformers

4 Agustus, 2007
Banjarbaru, 4 Agustus 2007

Film Transformers ternyata tidak hanya menyuguhkan tayangan full action yang seru dan special effects gila-gilaan yang membawa kembali kenangan ke masa kanak-kanak saya yang begitu terobsesi pada mobil yang bisa berubah jadi robot. Lebih dari itu, saya tak dinyana justru ngakak sepanjang film, melihat sederetan joke-joke sarkas kesukaan saya tersebar di mana-mana.

Posting kali ini saya dedikasikan untuk memuat sebagian joke tersebut untuk dibagikan kepada kalian, baik yang telah menonton, belum menonton, lebih memilih nonton HP5 (dan menyesal :P ) maupun yang tidak niat nonton sama sekali, hwehehe…

*Kutipan diambil dari sini.*


Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: …and the compass makes uh… a great gift for Columbus Day…

Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: [drives past a Porsche dealer] I’ve got a little surprise for you, son.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me!
Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You’re not getting a Porsche!
[laughs]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [repeated] No, no, no, no, no, no.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [in a used car showroom] You ever seen “The 40 Year Old Virgin”?
Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: Yeah…
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Well, you see this?
[points to a car]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: This is the 40-year-old virgin, and this
[points to another car]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: is the 50-year-old virgin.

Bobby Bolivia: A driver don’t pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver.

Bobby Bolivia: Son, I’m a lot of things. A liar’s not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[Mammy gives him the middle finger]
Bobby Bolivia: Oh don’t be like that! If I had a rock I’d bust your head bitch. She’s deaf you know.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I thought you said that the car picks the driver?
Bobby Bolivia: Yeah, well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father. Now get out the car!

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [to Mikaela] So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I mean!… ummm!
[hits console in car]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: give you a ride home. In my car, to your house.

George W. Bush: [to Air Force One flight attendent] Can you wrangle me up some Ding-Dongs, darlin’?

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [talking into phone] If anyone finds this, my name is Sam Witwicky, and my car is alive…

[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where’s your wallet?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got like ten back pockets!
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

[Captain Lennox is using Epps’ credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: Okay, it’s a Visa…
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Captain Lennox: NO I DON’T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

Glen’s Cousin: [being chased by police] I’m just the cousin. I’M JUST THE COUSIN!

Glen Whitmann: My grandma don’t like nobody on her carpet, especially police!

Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I don’t know what you’re talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Yeah…
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [to Frenzy] Not so tough without your head, are ya?
[kicks Frenzy’s head]

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: It’s a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It’s probably Japanese.

[Mikaela is sitting in the middle front seat of the Camero with Sam in the passenger seat]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Why don’t you go sit sit in that seat there?
[nodding towards the driver’s seat]
Mikaela: I’m not going to sit in the seat he’s driving.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Yah… You’re right. Well maybe you should sit in my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
[rolls eyes]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I have the only seat-belt here… Safety first.

Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Thank you.
Mikaela: You know what I don’t understand?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Hmm?
Mikaela: Why, if he’s supposed to be like this super-advanced robot, does he transform back into this piece of crap Camaro?
[Bumblebee hits the brakes and stops in the middle of the tunnel. Sam and Mikaela step out]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Oh, see, no. That doesn’t work.
[Bumblebee turns around and speeds away]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Great. Now… see? Fantastic. Now you pissed him off! That car is sensitive. I mean, $4,000 just drove off!
[Bumblebee balances on his right wheels as he passes by other cars. He passes by a 2008 Camaro and reformats himself to that form before returning to Sam and Mikaela to the tune of ‘Battle Without Honor or Humanity’ by Tomoyasu Hotei]
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: What?
[Sam and Mikaela step inside, and Bumblebee rolls out]

Cafe’ kid 1: [running through the chaos caused by the falling protoforms] Wow… this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon… I swear to god!

Cafe’ kid 1: [after an Autobot has crushed a store] I sure hope they have astro-insurance or they are so boned.

Tooth Fairy Girl: [to Ironhide] Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?

Autobot Jazz: What’s crackin’ little bitches? This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Where’d he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We’ve learned Earth’s language through the World Wide Web.

Ratchett: [scanning Sam’s body] The boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Wait, how do you know about the glasses?
Optimus Prime: eBay.

Glen Whitmann: Ok, Maggie, look. Lemme break it down to you, how it’s gonna happen. They gunna come thru that door, they’re gunna play good cop, bad cop. Don’t fall for that, alright?
Maggie Madsen: [rubs forehead]
Glen Whitmann: That’s why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If ya don’t touch it, you’re guilty!
[picks up empty plate and drops it slightly]
Glen Whitmann: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. Huh? So me and you. They walk thru that door, you don’t say nothin’.
[door opens and agents come in. Glen is calm at first. the agent places his briefcase on the table with a loud noise. Glen jumps up and points to Maggie]
Glen Whitmann: She did it! She did it! She’s the one you want!

Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? who hasn’t?

Optimus Prime: [after stepping on a large plant in a pot] Oops, Sorry, my bad.

Ironhide: It seems you have a rodent infestation.
[aiming cannons at Mojo]
Ironhide: Shall I terminate?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He’s leaked lubricants all over my foot!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: He did? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, this is gonna rust…

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: [speaking to Optimus Prime through his window] Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they’re going to freak. My mother’s got a temper.

Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: 5… 4… It’s comin’ off the hinges, pal. 3… 2… stand back!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: What’s up?… What’s with the bat?
Ron ‘Sparkplug’ Witwicky: Who were you talking to?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Talkin’ to you.
Judy Witwicky: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I’m a child. Ya know, I’m a teenager.

Judy Witwicky: We don’t have to call it that if it makes you uncomfortable. We can call it Sam’s Happy Time!

Ironhide: [brandishing large cannons] Parents are irritating… Can I take ‘em out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don’t harm humans! What’s with you?
Ironhide: I know, I’m just saying we could… it’s an option…

Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I’ll kick your ass!

Agent Simmons: You see this? This is a “do whatever I want and get away with it” badge.

Agent Simmons: She’s a criminal. And criminals are HOT!

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I want my car, my parents. Maybe you should write that down. Oh and her juvie record. That’s gotta be gone. Like: Forever.
Mikaela: Thank you.
Agent Simmons: [deep sigh] The man’s an extortionist.

Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: So…
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow…!
Sam ‘Spike’ Witwicky: Who knew?

Frenzy: Allspark located.
Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route…
Devastator: Devastator reporting…
Bonecrusher: Bonescrusher rolling…
Blackout: Blackout incoming… All hail Megatron!

Agent Simmons: I’m gonna count to five…
Captain Lennox: I’m gonna count to three.

[Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the Allspark chamber]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Whoa… Freddy Krueger was here!
Glen Whitmann: Naw, man! Freddy’s got four claws, that’s only three of ‘em! That’s WOLVERINE, man! Wolverine’s my dog!

Autobot Jazz: [before attacking Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!

*Update 6 Aug: Susunan quotesnya disesuaikan dengan kronologis filmnya*

[Credits] Yang juga nonton:
Calupict: Viva Optimus!
Annmolly: I Am Transformed!
Ekowanz: Cukup Duduk Dan Nikmati Saja

21 Tanggapan to “Memorable Quotes From Transformers”

  1. Amd Berkata

    ALL HAIL MEGATRON!

  2. ekowanz Berkata

    punya komiknya kah?
    sekarang aq lg nunggu the simpsons…kayanya bagus :D

    *coba aj ada unyil the muvie*

  3. cK Berkata

    rajin amat bikin beginian :-?

  4. safitri Berkata

    Hiks.. Saya belum liat.. *nongkrong di depan rental, nunggu vcd*

  5. calupict Berkata

    My fave:

    Jazz: “You want a piece of me?!”
    Megatron: “No, I want TWO!”

  6. Amd Berkata

    @ ekowanz
    Iya nih, jadi pengen hunting film kartunnya dulu… Tau tempatnya Ko?

    Unyil? Wakakak!
    *Unyil: The Return of The Laptop…*

    @ cK
    Loh, blog kan bukan sekadar sarana nyampah? :mrgreen:

    @ safitri
    Kayaknya masih lama, Neng…

    @ calupict
    Wuih, sadis…
    Kalo favorit saya mah:

    Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? who hasn’t?

  7. itikkecil Berkata

    gak suka transformer :D

  8. Luna Moonfang Berkata

    *sedang menikmati indahnya fx transformer … lagi … * :lol:

  9. manusiasuper Berkata

    Copy Paste Lagi, payah….

    All Hail Megatron!!!

  10. Neo Forty-Nine Berkata

    Kada ngerti, bahasa inggris pang. olah pakai bahasa banjar ja pang…….

  11. almascatie Berkata

    belom nonton…. :( pengen ngakak kaya bang amed :(
    *melas on*

  12. fertobhades Berkata

    Transformer : Awal yang indah, di pertengahan serasa kembali ke masa kanak-kanak, di akhir garuk-garuk kepala :)

  13. Amd Berkata

    @ itikkecil
    Hohoho, pasti dah terlanjur nonton HP5 nih…
    Ya sudah :D

    @ Luna Moonfang
    Efeknya emang gila-gilaan, layak dapat Oscar nih!

    @ manusiasuper
    Ah, blog kan bukan cuma sekadar sarana narsis? :mrgreen:

    @ Neo Forty-Nine
    Jangan berdusta yaa akhi!

    @ almascatie
    Nontonlah, dan rasakan sensasinya…
    *Apaan sih?*

    @ fertobhades
    Kok garuk-garuk??


  14. Gw mampir. Blognya asyik, deh. Lam kenal.

  15. itikkecil Berkata

    @amd
    tidak suka juga HP5…. :mrgreen:
    lagi tunggu the simpsons :D


  16. bagusan Die Hard ah…
    Transpormer kan buat anyak anyak…
    :mrgreen:

    betewe, yang nonton Nadira apa Bapaknya sih?

  17. Amd Berkata

    @ Majalah ” Dewa Dewi ”
    Salam kenal juga :)

    @ itikkecil
    Wah, The Simpsons saya juga nunggu…
    *Masih berharap film-film Indonesia murahan itu segera berakhir penayangannya…*

    @ Mrs. Neo Forty-Nine
    Bapaknya dong, Nadira kan sukanya baru nonton Spartacus…

  18. zulfanahrielly Berkata

    cooolllllllllllll…

  19. Amd Berkata

    @ Zulfanahrielly

    Yupz… keren-keren… Dan super duper sarkastis!

  20. alex Berkata

    Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn’t? who hasn’t?

    Ho? Ngedonlod sampe ratusan? Itu pake torrent kah?

    *OOT*

  21. Amed Berkata

    @ Alex
    Yo mBuh… Yang pasti, “who hasn’t? who hasn’t?”-nya itu menohok bang-get loh…


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